while hiking today. It jumped on my face and landed on the top edge of my glasses as I was ducking under some fallen branches. In a panicked reflex, freaked out action, I smacked myself in the face and broke my glasses. Good thing I had some duct tape to do a quick field repair.
Now I’m using my backup pair of big-ass grandpa glasses. The wife teases me and says I look like Uncle Joon from The Sopranos.
Yeah, I’m a loser. FAIL.