Sometimes called Lu-tsu’s Method for Strengthening the Semen: to cure spermatorrhea from dreams.

Sit upright; raise up both feet and rub the soles until warm; move the air right and left each in 30 mouthfuls; and so the semen will not flow away. [The Chinese believe that the ching is secreted in the kidneys and can be dispersed throughout the entire body, thus preventing it from collecting and flowing away.]

And other questionable medical practices as described in “Chinese Healing Arts: Internal Kung-Fu”:

After every session, always, Always, ALWAYS!….check yourself for ticks:

No wonder they’re torturing all the honey bears out there….