Nothing but buckets of fried chicken under the Christmas tree. WTF, Santa??
I suspect the Colonel may have compiled more than one Christmas album. This one’s got Chet Atkins. Some smooth guitar playing here.
Here’s another one by Chet Atkins. Just because I think it sounds nice:
Dear Diary: Today I killed a man in the woods. Beat him to death with my acoustic guitar. Love, Glen.
Couldn’t find Glen Campbell’s version, so here’s the one by Ronnie Milsap: