God Took Away My Yesterdays – featuring Jimmy Swaggart (and his Golden Gospel Piano)
But Satan gave me tomorrow!
I’m Nearly Famous – Cliff Richard
Why is this guy in his little sister’s room writing on her stationery? Dude, go be “nearly famous” somewhere else. The title song rocks out in a David Cassidy kinda way. Thank you, Youtube:
OH, HOW I LOVE JESUS – Steve Reynolds
And if I catch you disagreeing with me, I will personally come to your house and kick the living shit outta you.
The Jerry Haynes Family
When I’m not singing songs about Jesus, I beat my wife and keep the boys chained in the basement.
Thank You for the Valley – The Singing Pierot Family
Because we can’t possibly go any lower than this.
Ballads of Love / Porter Wagoner
Sounds like the punchline to a crude joke: “Porter? He barely Wagoner.” Unfortunately, he sounds as horrible as he looks: