Posts tagged: hallucinations

22-Jul-2010
litter

99.9% of the litter on the street is packaging. Ban packaging and there will be no litter.
“I’ll take a Whopper. No wrapper, no bag. In fact, just hand-feed it to me through that drive-thru window. Like a baby.”
“Eww. What’s that in your pocket?”
“A pound of hamburger. I’m gonna make spaghetti tonight.”
No packaging. No litter.
See?


16-Jul-2010
flea market

In life, everything is negotiable except those things which must adhere to the laws of physics and karma.


05-Jul-2010

He opened doors to moonlit rooms and languid eyes and knowing smiles. Wrapped in silk he was devoured and never seen again.


01-Jul-2010

Sweet sleepy time dreams. Afternoon nightmare scream. Awake, dreary-eyed. The boss yells, “Get back to work!” Not yet five o’clock.


01-Jul-2010

Schleps, mongrels, and monkey boy hermaphrodites. Shine your light down pustulating bunghole alleyways of hypocrisy. Run those daggers deep!


28-Jun-2010

Of course you’re going to smell like garbage if you spend all your time driving behind the garbage truck! Get out from there and pull ahead! #life #stinks

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13-Jun-2010
“The Devil sends the beast within because he knows the time is short.”


13-Jun-2010
We’ll burn the heathens in the fire pit. Barbecue their souls.

Just off Honoapiilani Highway in Lahaina, you will find this man roasting a pig.
“Hey! You nevah seen one pig befo’?”


21-May-2010

Dead flies on the window sill. Struggled to get outside through the glass window. Didn’t think to go backward through the blinds. They die.


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